MY PERSONAL COLLECTION
OF
HOCKEY HUMOR

PATRICK ROY AND HEAVEN

Patick Roy dies and is greeted by God at the gates of heaven. God explains to Patrick that he is one of his biggest fans and because
of this he will have his very own home in heaven. And God takes Patrick to a modest little cabin near a stream with a mountain view. God explains you must be special to have your own home in heaven and Patrick expresses his gratitude to God for this. Patrick looks around his new place and sees a beautiful stream, many large trees and an awesome mountain view. As he walks out onto his deck
he looks up towards the top of the mountain and sees a huge mansion.

The mansion has red and white everything including pavers bricks, a built in swimming pool, sauna, hot tubs, Hockeytown flags and Redwings everything, everywhere. Patrick turns to God and says "I am grateful for my cabin in heaven. However, I was the leading goaltender in the NHL, from my wealth on Earth I contributed towards many charities and always tried to do the right thing. So God,
why does Steve Yzerman have a bigger house in heaven than I do?" God replies, "Patrick my boy, that is not Steve Yzermans' house,
it's mine."





THE GOALTENDERS' PSALM

The puck is my shepard; I shall not ice. It maketh me save in unnatural positions; It leadeth me into leg splits; It restoreth the faith of my fans, It leadeth me into the path of odd-man rushes.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadows of the net, I will fear no sniper; For my stick is with me; My facemask and pads, they comfort me; They annointeth my body with SportsCreme; My back-up tippeth over!

Surely my coaches, trainers players and fans will follow me, All the games of my life. And I shall dwell in the house of the Joe Louis Arena forever !!!